Doan Chung-Hernandez

I like to film my husband during his times of vulnerability.

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Today Ray and I attempted to go canoeing but we made the mistake of bringing Kola with us. It was a scorching hot day and I didn’t want to be stuck on a boat if Kola went into a heat stroke so instead we attempted to hike the Green Belt. We got all of 50ft before Kola wanted out. He looked like he was going to have a seizure or something so we walked back to the car. Ah well, we tried. Today is another one of our leisure days and we wanted to explore Austin.

We decided to head out to Austin Trailer Park Eatery since we still have not been. The first thing I bought was cake balls. Yes, cake balls on a stick. So genius!

Should of had a taco from Torchy’s Tacos but I’ve been craving a good hot dog lately so I decided on that instead. Well all in all it was another great day. Austin Trailer Park Eatery consider yourself checked! Green Belt and canoeing I’ll be back for you.

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In Huston for business. SocialFly has a quincietta event but since were here we mine as well visit our good friends Marcos. He has a new home that we’ll be staying in tonight. The next day we all went to the Houston Dub Car Show. Heard it was something stupid like 40 bucks to get in but Ray got the hook up from Hack Shack and we all got in for free. Free, I love that word.

Sweet! Low rider bikes. I know I’m so gangsta but can’t help it I love em.

This one is definitely one of my faves. Love the graphics but I think my favorite part is the sweet velvet curtains. Kinda makes me wish I had my dream car, a VW Bus just so I can hang up some curtains.

Hey, a concert up in here. Dim the lights, let’s get our dance on.

I’m pretty sure this is Nelly’s car.

Even had some dancers. They had no ass but still nice eye candy.

Oh my god Becky, look at her butt. Its so big. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. I mean her butt. It’s just so big. I can’t believe it’s so round. It’s just out there.

Play for 5 minutes and get a free T-Shirt. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.

Glad I we got in free and even more glad there were finally slutty models at this car show. Houston, your still a ghetto bitch, but I love you anyways.

On the drive home Kola sleeps with a photo of us. Awe, my heart is warm n fuzzy.

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Today Ray hit a home run! Seriously, my husband hits more home runs than anyone I know. Here’s a video of him running in.

Usually after the games the team goes out, I want to say to celebrate, but they don’t win much games. Not that they’re not good, it’s more like it’s hard to get everyone to show up. On a different day, we went to Sam’s Boat then headed to Little Woodrow’s. I heard we drank something stupid like 18 pitchers of beer. Sheesh!

Yes, I go to a lot of games. Today, we

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This is my friend Rex eating chicken feet for the first time at Fortune Chinese Seafood Restaurant in Austin. Watching this video just reminds me why I love Rex so much. He’s straight comedy and doesn’t even try.

It totally looks like the chicken feet is flipping him off. “Fuck you, give me back my toes biznatch.”

After lunch we headed to Toy Joy and a few other random stores and then to Spider House Cafe for my first blueberry matte latte and it was luscious. By the way if you have not been to the Spider House you should definitely make time to go. The coolest internet cafe shop ever.

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This is what I woke up to, snow in Texas. Crazy! I mean does it ever snow in Texas? I’m serious, because I’m from California and I use to go snow boarding like every year so snow is not that big of a deal for me. However, I haven’t seen much of it since, well, since I moved out of California and over to sunny, beautiful Hawaii. I’ve been living in Texas for just about 2 years now and I’ve never seen it snow like this. This is crazy sauce.

Ha look at Kola, he’s so not feeling it. He’s like, “fuck this shit, I’ve already done my business out here now get me the fuck in.”

Here’s a video of Ray and I heading to Austin to meet up with our good friends Cosmo & Suzi.

After Cosmo and Ray finished up with their meeting we had lunch at Jason’s Deli. I really like Cosmo and Suzi. They’re just good wholesome people. Definitely a breath of fresh air.

Spotted a little snow man on someone’s car on the way back to Catz.

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Found this cute mouse video while surfing the net today and thought I’d share. Enjoy!

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The holidays have arrived and now it seems as though every time I turn my head there’s a new event to go to and I’m absolutely loving it. No need to make excuses to be drink and be merry anymore.

Here’s a video of my friend Pepe singing in Spanish. I don’t know why but I thought it was hilarious. I think because at the time I thought he totally just winged it without knowing the words, which is something I could totally see him doing but turns out that it’s actually one of his favorite Spanish songs. Well regardless, kudos to him.

And this is his girlfriend, Michelle, singing Black Velvet. She’s got an amazing voice and together they make the cutest couple, well, almost the cutest couple. Ray and I are pretty fucking adorable. We’ve been known to make people throw up.

And this is my buddy Kippers. He’s a cool ass dude. He’s like a boy version of me, only with a smaller dick. Not that I’ve seen his dick, but I’m pretty sure if I were a dude I would have a kick stand for a dick.

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