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Happy Birthday Bunny! Ray’s birthday lies on the day after Valentines Day. It kinda sucks because it could be a little draining on the funds for me, but whatever, my baby’s worth it. For his birthday this year he wanted to do it redneck style and go bowling, yes I said bowling. Actually, I’ve been bowling like a good two handful of times in my life and I can’t say I’ve ever had a bad experience. And till now I couldn’t say I’ve ever had drunk bowling, but it sounded fun as hell. Setting up this event wasn’t hard because I didn’t have a lot a people to call. Most of Ray’s friends are, well, not on Hawaii. Most of the people I called couldn’t make it because of things they had going on, but it didn’t matter because with or without them we were going and we we’re going to have a kick ass time.

Now there were a few bowling alleys to choose from and the only one we were interested in was the one that offered a bar. The downside was that there was a league going on and it didn’t end till 9:00 but we did put our names on the list, #22. There were 15 alleys so we definitely weren’t getting the first round. We decided to make use of our time by drinking. After our first round of drinks we realized we had to eat something before inebriation sets in so we headed towards Chuck E Cheese for some pizza. Wow, Chuck E Cheese was popping and here I thought it was a dying chain, well not here in Hawaii. We decided on sushi instead. I don’t know what the fucked I ordered but it took forever and a day and by then our friends, Val and her man Ray made it.

While waiting for our food Val and I discovered we used the same note book. Isn’t that bizarre? She uses hers for notes and mine is use to be, “Super Chank,” as one of my friends puts it, by recording all my spending and income.

We brought our food back to the bar where we could eat and drink and that’s exactly what we did, ate, drank, ate, drank, drank, drank, drank and drank. We racked up over $200. in just drinks before we even bowled. This bar was like a local, dive, karaoke, ghetto, bowling bar. Earlier on Ray noticed some guy holding his kid, yes kid, playing darts and drinking at the same time. What the fuck kind of place are we at? I don’t know but I like it.

Ray ended up being so inebriated that he did his first karaoke performance. I picked out the song, You Gotta Fight For Your Rights To Party, by the Beastie Boys. I thought it was very suiting. Let me tell you Ray’s a natural at this karaoke thing. After that he was hooked, he couldn’t stop singing, even without a microphone.

Ray singing with no microphone.

Papa Don’t Preach, by Ray Hernandez from Doan Chung on Vimeo.

Picture by Ray Heranadez from Doan Chung on Vimeo.

Picture, Take II, by Ray Hernandez from Doan Chung on Vimeo.

You Gotta Fight For Your Rights To Parrrty! by Ray Hernandez from Doan Chung on Vimeo.

He missed my lips by just a smidgin.

Finally we were up to bowl. By this time we were all pretty wasted and it was really late. But Ray was determined to bowl so we were going to fucking make it happen.

Drunk bowling is awesome.

We were all probably a little too drunk and loud and probably annoying but we didn’t give a shit. I don’t remember who had what score. I don’t think anyone of us cared. All I know is I sucked ass this time so it’s probably for the best that I don’t know the score.

Anyhow, drunk bowling is amazing, if ya’ll haven’t tried it go out and do it. Happy Birthday baby.