Today I went to Sparrows to meet up with some of my girlfriends for some pool side fun. What a better way to spend the day. Sparrow, being the escentric host that she is bought us all these awesome visors, noodles, cups, towels, candy . . . am I forgetting anything? Probably. She’s a hoot and we all love her.
Hey what do you know, it’s Lindsay’s birthday. Sparrow, being the ever so considerate bubble of joy that she is got everyone together for a fun birthday dinner. She also gathered up a money pool and got Lindsay a nice little spa package. Lucky girl, I could really use a day at the spa myself.
Time for birthday spankings.
Look, Jeremy does exist. And the whole time I thought he was a figment of her imagination.