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Well I got my dose of Stephanie and I’ve come back for more. I’m telling you this girl is like a drug. This time Sara joined in on the festivities; she was actually suppose to be with us at the wine festival but she had dog problems, and that’s not code for boy or husband problems. Although, she is married, but not to a dog, to a human man, and he’s very nice from what I gather.

See, there’s the good looking couple.

Tonight we all gathered at Stephanie and Caleb’s house. We decided on a nice chill night where the girls would make dinner and boys would BBQ out back. For me these kind of nights are the best. Maybe I’m getting older but I would just rather sit down and enjoy the company around me than be at a noisy bar.

Did you know Stephanie and Sara have been best friends since the 4th grade. That’s pretty fucking amazing. Suddenly I feel like the odd man out.

We made the boys pose by the fire place.

Our photos look so candid no one would ever  suspect we’re posing.

And then after dinner and photos shoots we had game night.

We made Jeremy do his turn over.

Ray’s turn.

My turn.

Caleb’s turn.

Stephanie’s turn.

Not sure why but I didn’t get a recording of Sara. Well, we played boys against the girls and girls lost. Unfortunately we made a bet and since the girls lost now we have to wear a hairnet in public somewhere. This blows. Well even though I lost I had a great night. I can’t wait till our next date night.

Happy Birthday!

Amet and Brandon are turning 30 years old. Thirty folks! Now that’s a big deal. Well no better way to ring into the 30’s than with an amazing house party.

Happy Birthday!

The birthday boys and all the ladies.

Happy Birthday!

My two new favorite girls. Hey Chelsy’s young, but I’m a fan and Ame, I pinky promise to not be a cunt if we ever go on vacation together.

Happy Birthday!

Lot’s of good times.

Happy Birthday!

Ray and Anthony are having a moment.

Happy Birthday!

They love each other.

There were a lot of jelly shots consumed tonight.

Happy Birthday!

The ladies getting down with some beer pong.

Happy Birthday!

Not sure what’s going on here but they all look crunk.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday

This guy is pasted out

Happy Birthday

Tony is fucked up. Here, watch this amazing video of him.

And somehow the after party moved to Amets for a bit.

As you can see, it was a good night. Happy Birthday boys. Hope it was everything you hoped for and more.

Thanksgiving 2010

Well it’s that time of year again were you can totally stuff your face like a fat little piggy and you don’t even have to justify yourself. This year we were suppose to go to California but my parents were still on vacation in China so we’re going to Aunt Doras and Todds house instead.

Thanksgiving 2010

Everyone’s wearing the same jacket. They must all shop at the same Wal-Mart.

Thanksgiving 2010

Uncle Ray’s been busy.

Thanksgiving 2010

No one loves the Cowboys more than Todd.

Thanksgiving 2010

Brandi stayed up all night to take part in Black Friday. I gave her money to buy me a new 40″ television. Thanks Brandi.

Thanksgiving 2010

And Monique had to work Black Friday at Target. Poor girl.

Thanksgiving 2010

Pops was getting his Thanksgiving on.

Thanksgiving 2010

This year was definitely the chillest Thanksgiving ever. I guess it’s nice to have that everyone now and then.

Happy Thanksgiving

Winers

The first time I met Stephanie was at Ray’s High School Reunion. Stephanie is one of those people that just draws you. She’s funny, vibrant, and so energetic, you know kinda like myself. I knew we were destined to be great friends. Well that was over a year ago and now that I live in Dallas I thought it was a fine time to rekindle our friendship. When she suggested the wine festival I knew she was a keeper.

Winers

I don’t know where she got this mask but I do know right about now we’ve had a lot of wine. Man, I gotta go to these wine festivals more often. I mean everywhere we turned there was someone ready to poor me a new glass of wine. The place was packed like a concentration camp and still you didn’t have to wait any longer than a few minutes for a fresh glass. Hundreds of different wines everywhere and food samples as well. It was like a dream.

Winers

Well, I’m so glad I got back in touch with Stephanie and Caleb’s not so bad too. Ray seems to like him. I’m certain this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Yay!

I heart sushi

Just having some sushi before we have to work another SocialFly Photobooth event. Think we’re doing a sweet 16 party tonight.

I heart sushi

Above is suppose to be baked crab on top a bed of California rolls but Ray and I believe it’s craw fish and not crab, sneaky sneaky.

I heart sushi

I heart sushi

Ray hearts sushi

I heart sushi

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween

The time has come for all females to join together and dress like whores. Yes, it’s Halloween! Halloween has always been my favorite holiday for this exact reason. Well this year is gonna be different. Ray and I have tickets to the World Series and not just any tickets but bad ass tickets, pricey ones at that. Let’s be honest, baseball has never been my thing, hell, sports and me just don’t really mess, unless vintage shopping is considered a sport. However, when it comes to baseball, well Ray lives it. This year couldn’t be a better year for us to lose our World Series virginity because it’s San Francisco vs Texas, that’s right, Giants vs the Texas Rangers. Of course I’m rooting for the Giants because I’m California all the way. I left my heart in California and in my opinion, there’s no better state. It’s also the first time for the Texas Rangers to be get this far, and apparently that’s a big deal for Texas. I guess we’re not the only ones losing our World Series virginity.

Happy Halloween!

Us tailgating before the game because that’s what you do before a game, and I  just recently learned that this is not just a Texas thing.

Happy Halloween!

Mikey got jokes. It’s cool because I’m sure I’ll have the last laugh because San Francisco is gonna open that Cali can of whoop ass cause that’s how we do it.

Happy Halloween!

Giants vs Rangers!

Happy Halloween!

Amet and Ray forever.

Happy Halloween!

Our first World Series! I love you babe.

Happy Halloween!

Time to toast with Crown Royal.

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!


Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Not sure what is going on here.

Happy Halloween!

Ray is jealous.

Happy Halloween!

Hey guys there’s only room for one cute couple.

Happy Halloween!

Texas’s got some big boys.

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Well the original plan was to dress like a ninja, being Halloween and all. I had the best of intentions but the ninja outfit was Ray’s and just didn’t fit so it didn’t work out. Ray talked me out of it, said I didn’t look like a ninja.

Happy Halloween!

Time to go to the World Series.

Happy Halloween!

Mario and Luigi are losers.

Happy Halloween!

It was so exciting to walk into this huge stadium with all the noise and energy in the air.

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Our first World Series, hopefully many more to come.

Happy Halloween!

Not a lot of Giants fans here.

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Merica!

Happy Halloween!

Picture stolen from internet because I didn't want to buy it

It’s not looking good for Texas.

Happy Halloween!

Not even Jesus can help you Rangers.

Happy Halloween!

Ray is sad because the Rangers are losing.

Happy Halloween!

The Giants win, Rangers lose and for some reason every hates me back at the car. Haters!

Happy Halloween!

Dallas Fair 2010

Wow, I can’t believe the fair is here already. Has it really been a year? Holy shit does time fly by. Last year was my first time at the Dallas Fair. Gotta admit I was pretty disappointed. I guess the fair is so much grander when your a kid. I remember parking was a bitch but not this year. We live just a hop, skip and jump away from the fair now.

Dallas Fair

The Dallas Fair is known for coming up with the wildest concoctions of fried shit. This year the new thing was fried frito pie. Yeah, takes awhile but the more you ponder on it the more intriguing it becomes.

Dallas Fair

See this is another reason why I hate the fair. All we got was a measly 4 pieces. What a rip. It’s not like I’m poor, but I definitely like to get my moneys worth. This  just makes me feel bad for all the struggling parents out there that want to give their kids a real Dallas fair experience. It’s just not possibly with just a little bit of money. Fucked up.

Dallas Fair

And this is a frito pie. I don’t like to eat meat but even I had to give it a try and it was actually pretty good. It’s not like I could eat a whole bucket of them but it was tasty little critter.

Dallas Fair

Next, fried Texas caviar . . . just kidding. I don’t even want to know.

I had initially wanted to buy a turkey leg just so I could walk around the fair all day with a ginormous turkey leg in my hand however when push came to shove my wallet talked me out of it. Oh the random stupid shit I would do if I were rich. Although, Ray did get one and we had quite the photo shoot.



This is probably an old ride but it’s the first I’ve seen of it. Looks cool at first but the more you stare at it the more boring it looks, just round and round and round and round.

Dallas Fair

I gotta admit, I’m just interested in the food. I got me some fried ice cream that sucked balls and Ray got fried cheese stick that too sucked balls.

Dallas Fair

Last year we didn’t go on any rides so this year I thought we should go on a few. We went on one in the beginning and then another one before we left. Worst idea ever. Lets just say we left the fair sicker than ever. We even had to stop and sit to gather ourselves. Dude, are we really just that old or does the fair just suck dirty donkey dick?

Dallas Fair

Happy Birthday Rex

I have good news and bad news. The good news is it’s my buddy Rex’s birthday and he decided to spend it in Dallas. The bad news is I will be working on his birthday and won’t be able to spend it with him.

Happy Birthday Sexy Rexy!

However, he is coming down for a few days so I do get to see his sweet ass.

Happy Birthday Sexy Rexy!

We went out to dinner at this super swank restaurant. I don’t remember the name but it was pretentious. Oh I forgot, Rex brought his entourage, Jessica and this other gay dude. I forgot his name as well, but he does live here in Dallas. They were staying at his place.

Happy Birthday Rex

After dinner we went clubbing around the gayborhood for a bit. Rex was planning on staying for a few days so I really thought that I would be able to spend more time with him to make up for not being there on his birthday but he was busy, I was busy. Life goes on. I’m just happy I got to see him. Love ya Rex. Happy fucking birthday buddy.