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Our buddy Marco’s is down visiting and with him he brought his family. Ray’s family was also down because his cousin was playing ball here so we gathered everyone up and brought our support out to see him.

That’s his cousin up to bat.

We mingled with them a bit after the game and then parted ways.

The next day Ray had a game too. Marcos was ready to play if they needed an extra player but apparently they were good.

Boy was it a hot day.

The boys had to find ways to make the time go by faster.

I almost felt bad for being the only one with a chair and covering but hey I offered and everyone was too polite to take it out from underneath me.

Well it was a short trip and shortly after the game Marcos and his family bid us farewell. Thanks for coming out guys and even more thanks for coming out to see Ray play. I know it meant a lot to him.

Marti Gra

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Hey it’s the weekend of Marti Gra and looks who happens to be in town . . . yep our buddy Marcos and he brings with him a lovely lady friend, Heather and it just so happens to be her birthday. Ray and I actually had no idea it was Marti Gra until were already out but it definitely made it easier on us to show them a good time.

Marti Gra

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

First we met them at Progress Coffee, because Ray had read somewhere that they have amazing sandwiches, and if you know Ray you’d know he’s crazy about his sandwiches. Ray ordered a turkey, bacon and guacamole sandwich and it sucked balls. The sandwich was super dry but the coffee shop itself was really nice and artsy. I’m sure they have really nice coffee and fast internet too.

Progress Coffee

Progress Coffee

Afterwards we headed down to 6th Street. Luckily we got there early and scored sweet parking, walked around for a bit, got dessert at the Old Pecan Cafe, my idea of course and then spent the rest of our night at the Coyote Ugly Saloon.

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Since we got there early we also scored a pretty sweet table right smack in front of all the action. At first there wasn’t much people there but as the night progressed the more chaotic it got. At the Coyote Ugly they don’t discriminate. They’re all about empowering intoxicated females to connect with their inner whore. Come one come all, hotties, fatties, milfs, and sluts come dance on the bar for just one dollar. Why is this our first time here?

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

I love it when fatties get up there because they always dance the dirtiest. It’s great entertainment.

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Ray tried to spice things up a bit by waging war between Marcos and Heather. Marcos had to go buy Penis Head a drink and Heather had to go buy some random dude a drink and who ever did it first wins keeps their honor.

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Marcos dominated like a champ. Without any hesitation he got up, walked over to the other side of the bar where Penis Head was already being hit on by another dude and asked if it was alright if he bought her a shot. She musta felt like a beauty queen all night. Oh, by the way this is Penis Head. You know the part in the movie Coyote Ugly where the main character asks the owner why she named her bar Coyote Ugly and she says something like, “you know when you wake up the next morning to find someone so repulsive you want to gnaw off your arm, that’s coyote ugly.” Well whoever brings home Penis Head won’t know what’s that like at all.

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

She was a little crossed eyed and the craziest thing is that she only started out with half as many beads as you see here, left the bar for about 10 minutes and then came back with twice as much. Marco’s goes, “look, she has more beads!” I guess you just had to be thereĀ  because it was really funny. And later after Marcos bought her a drink she walks by him and throws him her tongue or it could of been a weird twitch. It hard to determine since her eyes are a bit crossed we don’t know if she was looking at him or not.

And this is a video of her sweet dancing skills.


Dancing Penis Head from Doan Chung on Vimeo.

Marcos and I rocked out to Journey.

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Ray did a lot of screaming.

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Marti Gra, Coyote Ugly

Unfortunately we had to cut the night short because Heather’s dad called and was in distress, or something like that. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. The streets were packed by the time we walked out and on the way to the car we even got to see some titties.

Marti Gra

Marti Gra