This is my friend Rex eating chicken feet for the first time at Fortune Chinese Seafood Restaurant in Austin. Watching this video just reminds me why I love Rex so much. He’s straight comedy and doesn’t even try.

It totally looks like the chicken feet is flipping him off. “Fuck you, give me back my toes biznatch.”
After lunch we headed to Toy Joy and a few other random stores and then to Spider House Cafe for my first blueberry matte latte and it was luscious. By the way if you have not been to the Spider House you should definitely make time to go. The coolest internet cafe shop ever.

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oh my we have got to take your friend out with mom and dad. momma will show him how dims done… she’ll suck and spit those knuckles out. and daddy will show him how to chew, suck, and spit dim, true talent