It’s day 3 of Virgo Bash and boy did we take a shit ton of photos today. Seriously we are a bunch of photo taking whores. Everywhere we go we’re snap, snap, snapping away.
Today I woke up and I actually utilized the gym they had downstairs. Yes, even on vacation I work out, extra brownie points for me. For breakfast we stayed in and ordered room service. I can’t think of anything better than room service when your on vacation. It’s a day of relaxation, no plans, just a lot of beach time with a little bit of attitude. 
We had to stop on the way for a quick photo shoot.
Doesn’t Jack look pretty?
Alright my turn, give that me that damn flower.
As soon as we make it to the beach we head straight to the bar . . . only to take more photos.
Uh, a little more attitude please.
Photo-whores I tell ya. We’re all just a bunch of photo-whores.
And then I had to stop to take a photo of these guys. This lady is wearing her freaking bra and panties on the beach. Damn Europeans wear the craziest shit on the beach. Makes me wonder if I’m part European.
Michelle thinks she just came up with the best idea. “Lets all learn Spanish,” she says as she busts out her Spanish/English dictionary. Jackie learned how to say a few choice words like “Toca ella aqui,” which means, “touch her here.” She would say it to anyone who looked local and point to my boobies and every time they would laugh, which only encouraged her to say it throughout our vacation.
Michelle’s game got boring fast so we resorted to taking more photos. Charlies Angels style.
Jackie and Michelle partook in a volley ball game when we got back.
Kick ass!
If you haven’t noticed by now, I took on the roll of the photographer, as I always do, which explains why I’m not in a lot of the group photos.
Sexy legs.
Jackie wants in on the action.
This is our friend that we met at the resort. I forgot his name but he was a Virgo too and he absolutely loved us.
I got him to get a little dirty on camera and just like the girls on Girls Gone Wild, he kindly obliged.
Jackie got this crazy idea where we had to find a worker and have them pose with us. I found this lady named Margarita and had her do the Charlies Angels pose with me. She didn’t get the whole gun thing and ended up praying instead.
Michelle found this little dude.
It’s getting late and we’re all getting hungry. Jackie had bought everyone Virgo Bash tanks and what better night to wear them than tonight.
We’re so damn cute.
So before dinner we stopped at the travel center in the lobby to book another excursion for tomorrow. It took awhile for all five of our cards to process so Jack and Elicia made use of their time by having caractures of themselves drawn up. What a waste of money. No one could tell who was who.
Tonight we’re having Mexican.
We took a break to strike a pose with one of our waiters.
Went back to eating and then during half time took more photos.
Had dessert and then took more photos.
Oh gosh, Jack is drunk already.
Then this dude came by. He was on vacation with his family and tonight he wished he was on vacation with us. He obviously wanted to hang out. We bought him a free shot and sent him on his way.
Sorry dude, but tonight is girls night out and we’re loving every minute of it.
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